OKAY I AM BUT ASK YOURSELF, "HOW MUCH WOULD I PAY TO HAVE AN OSCAR WINNER PAINT MY DOG?" WELL IM NOT QUITE THAT BUT IT IS IN MY FIVE YEAR PLAN. NOT TO BE DRAMATIC OR ANYTHING BUT I AM HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS. A LIGHT ONE! THE KIND WHERE YOU SPEND 20+ YEARS OF YOUR LIFE PERFECTING A CRAFT AND THEN GET MAD AT PEOPLE WHEN THEY USE IT AS YOUR IDENTITY. IT'S CALLED BEING MULTI-HYPHENATED! ITS CALLED BEING TALENTED! ITS CALLED BEING ON THE BRINK OF EVICTION AND MAKING A WEBSITE AS A PREVENTATIVE MEASURE! DON'T WORRY, I KNOW THAT'S CONCERNING, I AM ALSO CONCERNED. LUCKY FOR YOU, PAINTING IS A PASSION OF MINE (DON'T TELL ANYONE I SAID THAT) AND WHEN I'M NOT BEING THE MOST UNBEARABLY CHARISMATIC ACTOR OR WRITING AWARD WINNING PLAYS I AM DOING MY DAYJOB TO SURVIVE. BUT WHEN MY ONE DAY OFF FROM WORK COMES I AM PAINTING. PAINTING UP A STORM. OKAY YOU CAUGHT ME. I LOVE THIS SHIT. HOW ARE YOU STILL READING THIS BIO? GO BUY SOME OF MY WORK. I LOVE YOU!